Ok, before we get this started I need to clarify some things… When I refer to a “fag”, I do not refer to my (donut-punching / rusty-rim-humping / lovers-of-the-chocolate-highway) friends, better known as gays – a fag is a male I have no respect for. I’ve always had respect for the gay community and enjoyed their drugs / parties / company on many occasions.
Likewise, when I refer to “dykes” I do not refer to my fellow clam-munching / taco-loving / rug-rompers of the female persuasion. I’ve had many a slow-dance and quite a few (girlfriend-demeaning) laughs with them…
Sooooo, now that that’s out of the way, I need to find out from the haters of our fairer (male) and rougher (female) counterparts, what the hell is the issue?
Many will cite Bible scriptures (but only from the Old Testament), completely ignoring the teachings of the institution’s spiritual leader, JC – you know, the man who had his feet washed by a prostitute and as his final act, actually FORGAVE all the a-holes who TORTURED him to death, passing NO judgement on anyone… Hence, EXACTLY what right do YOU have to do so?
Approaching this issue from a South African cultural perspective: kids = wealth, ergo gay people = no kids = no wealth… This is grossly simplified, but I’d rather not touch this issue with someone else’s cock, since it would be a flaccid argument.
That was basically the only two arguments I might have slightly entertained…
The easiest way to approach this would be by looking at it as you would diverse ‘fetishes’ – different sexual ‘needs’ that would define every person as their own fuckable being, for example: some guys love a naked woman slathered in hot oil, tied in submission, spread eagled on a bed. But, some guys would prefer all that being done to him by his boyfriend.
If a person is only attracted to their own sex, how does this actually affect the people around them? I think it’s been thoroughly proven that this is not a transferable disease, i.e: if your girlfriend sat on the same toilet as a lesbian, she WOULDN’T suddenly be overcome with the irresistible urge to French kiss another woman’s lower-love-bits (even though most of us will keep fantasising).
So… We know it isn’t a disease, has absolutely NO bearing on anyone else’s life but their own AND increases the ratio of women to men worldwide – making it SO much easier for an ugly flea-ridden-homophobe like yourself to actually get his dicky sticky. Also to be honest, if lesbians stick to their own your ‘strike-out’ ratio improves, thus you will get to feel a little less like the pathetic excuse that you are…
In summary, the only thing that hatred towards homosexuals prove, is that you are of a weaker intellect, or you suffer from some serious need for psychological ‘re-adjustment’, OR (and this is the one I personally enjoy most) you’re jealous of the freedom and candour by which they live their lives… i.e: YOU ARE A CLOSET FAG!!!
On an unrelated note… LEAVE MY FAGS ALONE!!!