This is so fucking SHOCKING… Oh, wait, no, no, it’s not at all. The title is misleading on sooooo many different levels, it’s a experiment to see if you actually need a shocking title or if the word ‘shocking’ alone would suffice, the idea popped up while I was attempting to feed myself beer while lying upside down, in a club and discussing porn names with a bartender. A very thinly veiled attempt to get more views, cause, you know that kind of thing gets me hard, so do share, if you read it in an online mag share that too… I love the idea that just for a while people forget that they are reading drivel by a guy that just attempted to feed himself beer while lying upside down…
Enjoy a wonderful lifetime…
Every year as we enter the month of October our darkest crawl out of their hovels to come and celebrate the beautiful tradition of Oktotenfest. Annually (for no apparent reason) we confuse people of non German decent into dressing up in lederhosen and to party to Oompa music.
This is mostly due to the fact that we all LOVE beer, and come to celebrate the beauty that this has brought to our lives. Praising this golden liquid by consuming vast amounts of it and sharing many different brews with our dearest patrons.
These events are marked with loads of beer give-aways on top of our normal cocktails, bar specials, great vibes AND due to the summer rolling in woman wearing very little!
Cant wait to see you all there!